phoenix.

[oathic]

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[slobjection]

[ ilu jan. ]

[ he waves back! ]

Hungry?

[oathic]

[he thinks for a moment.]

Well, I won't say no to food.

[so he'll nod!]

[slobjection]

Let's head to the kitchen.

[ he keeps his eyes on babo kim as he walks, not because he's sus, but bc he's trying to read his lips... ]

Did you expect something like this?

[oathic]

[...]

Something was going to happen. That much was obvious.

[slobjection]

[ phoenix had a feeling he wasn't as carefree as he acted. ]

It's pretty par for the course.

[oathic]

[why would you ever think that]

Par for the course?

[slobjection]

Kidnapped into a mysterious mansion..... with no company but each other, seeing things in the corner of our vision...

Sounds a bit like the plot to a horror movie, doesn't it?

[oathic]

I wouldn't know.

[jan cannot say whether or not movies have ever existed in canon because they don't for this version of humanity, but. waves hands. complicated.]

[slobjection]

....?

[ either he missed it or he's just confused ]

[oathic]

...?

[???]

[slobjection]

[ taps his own ears. ]

Afraid my hearing's going with my old age.

[oathic]

Of course. Old age.

[slobjection]

[ let's say they're at the kitchen now. ]

[ phoenix laughs!!! ]

Seems like it's going around, though. Maybe my old age is contagious...?

[oathic]

So you're to blame for everything, huh?

[slobjection]

Got any better ideas? Seems like right now, we don't have anyone to blame but each other.

[oathic]

You want to be blamed? Isn't that a sign of masochism?

[slobjection]

So is eating my food.

[ speaking of which here comes the world's worst grilled cheese: part 2 ]

I'm only kidding, of course.

[oathic]

I dunno, your food could be worse.

[takes the grilled cheese!]

[slobjection]

[ it is once again, burnt. somehow he has burned it. it's almost talent. ]

You sure about that?

[oathic]

I've eaten a lot of food in my life.

[slobjection]

So have most people, I would assume.

[oathic]

Yeah, but I eat way more than the average person.

[slobjection]

[ how did this conversation get here. ]

I know a girl with several stomachs, but she still wouldn't eat this.

[oathic]

Food is something to appreciate.

[slobjection]

In all stages of life?

[ raw to fucking burnt ]