oathic | phoenix.

[ taps his own ears. ]

Afraid my hearing's going with my old age.

Of course. Old age.

[ let's say they're at the kitchen now. ]

[ phoenix laughs!!! ]

Seems like it's going around, though. Maybe my old age is contagious...?

So you're to blame for everything, huh?

Got any better ideas? Seems like right now, we don't have anyone to blame but each other.

You want to be blamed? Isn't that a sign of masochism?

So is eating my food.

[ speaking of which here comes the world's worst grilled cheese: part 2 ]

I'm only kidding, of course.

I dunno, your food could be worse.

[takes the grilled cheese!]

[ it is once again, burnt. somehow he has burned it. it's almost talent. ]

You sure about that?

I've eaten a lot of food in my life.

So have most people, I would assume.

Yeah, but I eat way more than the average person.

[ how did this conversation get here. ]

I know a girl with several stomachs, but she still wouldn't eat this.

Food is something to appreciate.

In all stages of life?

[ raw to fucking burnt ]

Well, you can't always be picky, right?

You could probably be a little picky.

Why fix what ain't broken?

So you don't get a stomachache... if you haven't gotten one already.

Nope! No stomachaches.

Impressive.

[ making himself a perfectly normal sandwich now. ]

So, anyway. Any theories?

I'm not much of a thinker.

Me neither. Prefer to let others do the thinking for me.

Well, there has to be someone around here smarter than us...

Maybe Missile?

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